3am
- Oct 28 2021 — The Church in the Pandemic Age
- Apr 11 2021 — Lessons From a Pandemic
- Jul 06 2015 — RIP America — And Your Action Plan
- Apr 04 2015 — It’s The Cross, Stupid
- Mar 07 2015 — Are You At Peace?
- Jan 30 2015 — Tares Among the Wheat
- Jan 31 2014 — Captain, We’re Passing Crush Depth!
- Jul 12 2013 — Guardians of the Flock: Sheepdogs
- Jul 05 2013 — In The Event Of A Water Landing…
- Apr 05 2013 — Motivation is not Pretty
- Jan 18 2013 — Avoiding the Call — Now It’s Personal
- Oct 26 2012 — A Question of Faith
- Sep 16 2011 — The Matrix Guide to Christianity
A Christian Nation
- May 09 2014 — Separation of Church and State — Town of Greece v Galloway
- Aug 23 2010 — Is the United States a Christian Nation?
- Apr 23 2010 — The First Amendment: Separation of Church and State
Abortion
- Mar 02 2025 — Abortion - A Modest Proposal
ACME
- Jan 24 2014 — Having a Bad Day?
- Jan 25 2013 — Wile E. Coyote’s Guide to Offense
Atheism
- Nov 16 2022 — Free Speech and Religion
- Apr 25 2011 — Atheism, Gender-Neutrality, and the King James Bible
- Apr 07 2011 — Another Misunderstanding of the First Amendment
- Oct 27 2009 — Proof for God’s Existence
Baptism
- May 08 2008 — Is Baptism Required for Salvation?
Bible Reviews
- Sep 25 2023 — Which Bible Translation is Best?
- May 24 2023 — Bible Review: LSB
- Sep 04 2022 — Will the Real NASB Please Stand Up?
- Jul 23 2022 — Bible Review: CSB
- Aug 15 2014 — Bible Review: MEV (Modern English Version)
- Dec 06 2013 — Bible Review: KJV Scofield III — Is It The Best?
- Aug 15 2011 — Bible Review: HCSB
- Aug 01 2011 — Bible Review: ESV
- Jan 18 2011 — 3 Steps to Choosing a Bible Translation
Buzzword Bingo
- Sep 24 2023 — Truth-Lie: Inflation
- Sep 20 2013 — Heretics and Apostates
- Dec 15 2010 — Calvinism and Arminianism
- Nov 23 2010 — Complimentarian and Egalitarian
- Nov 01 2010 — Buzzword Alert: Quantitative Easing
Calvinism
- May 24 2012 — Physics and the Bible — Relativity
- Dec 15 2010 — Calvinism and Arminianism
Creation
- Feb 14 2014 — The Gap Theory
- Feb 07 2014 — Day-age Theory of Creation
- Dec 14 2009 — Are the Six Days of Creation Literal?
- Aug 22 2009 — Junk DNA - Did God Make A Mistake?
- May 29 2008 — The Beginning of the Universe
- Mar 08 2008 — How Old is the Earth?
Culture
- Mar 02 2025 — Abortion - A Modest Proposal
- May 10 2016 — God and Government
- Jul 06 2015 — RIP America — And Your Action Plan
- Jul 18 2014 — Don’t Read This if You’re Politically Correct
- May 09 2014 — Separation of Church and State — Town of Greece v Galloway
- Nov 22 2013 — The 3% Solution
- Oct 18 2013 — Logic 101 — Avoiding DoubleThink
- May 10 2013 — Freedom OF Religion, not Freedom From
- Mar 22 2013 — Redefining the Bible to Political Ideology
- Apr 20 2012 — What is Integrity?
- Apr 06 2012 — 3 Groups Jesus Squared off Against That Still Exist Today
- Mar 02 2012 — After Birth Abortion
- Jan 27 2012 — Shifting Sands of Post-Modern Philosophy
- Aug 29 2011 — What You Need to Know About The Free Lunch
- Aug 10 2010 — It’s Freedom of Religion
- Jun 05 2010 — More on Dawkins and Morality-No absolutes
- May 22 2010 — Bill Maher Show and Intolerant Atheists
- Jun 27 2009 — What is Doublethink?
- Jun 06 2009 — Didactic and Dialectic Thought
- Apr 21 2009 — Tolerance Redefined
Current Events
- Oct 28 2021 — The Church in the Pandemic Age
- Apr 11 2021 — Lessons From a Pandemic
- Dec 26 2020 — COVID and the Church — The Road Back
- Nov 28 2020 — COVID and Responsibility — It’s Not Tyranny
- Aug 22 2020 — Mask Madness
- Jul 11 2020 — Covid Crazy
Daniel
- Jan 01 2009 — The Seventy Weeks of Daniel Bible Prophecy
Darwin
- Mar 25 2008 — Darwin on Evolution
Deutero-Isaiah
- Apr 11 2014 — The Fatal Flaw in Deutero-Isaiah
- Mar 28 2014 — The Authority of the Bible
- Feb 24 2012 — Disproving the Deutero-Isaiah Hypothesis
- Jul 25 2010 — Logic 101 — Argument from Authority and Majority
- Dec 13 2008 — The Deutero-Isaiah Hypothesis
Division
- May 31 2022 — Fluff
- Oct 28 2021 — The Church in the Pandemic Age
- Apr 11 2021 — Lessons From a Pandemic
- Nov 28 2020 — COVID and Responsibility — It’s Not Tyranny
- Jul 11 2020 — Covid Crazy
- Sep 13 2011 — The Secret of Solving Gender Issues in the Church
- May 23 2011 — The Coming Split in Christianity
- Mar 15 2011 — The Coming Church Division
- Dec 15 2010 — Calvinism and Arminianism
- Nov 23 2010 — Complimentarian and Egalitarian
- Oct 05 2010 — Homeschooling vs Public Education
- Aug 02 2010 — Social Justice and the Counterfeit Christian Gospel
- May 08 2008 — Is Baptism Required for Salvation?
Doctrine
- Aug 22 2020 — Mask Madness
- Jul 11 2020 — Covid Crazy
- Nov 23 2010 — Complimentarian and Egalitarian
Dogs
- Jun 06 2014 — Separation Anxiety And The Cure
- Feb 22 2013 — How Your Dog Makes You A Better Christian
- Jan 18 2013 — Avoiding the Call — Now It’s Personal
- May 07 2012 — RIP Ginger: 1996–2012
DoubleThink
- Oct 18 2013 — Logic 101 — Avoiding DoubleThink
- Jun 27 2009 — What is Doublethink?
Economics
- Sep 24 2023 — Truth-Lie: Inflation
- Dec 07 2012 — Truth-Lie: Social Security as Cause of the Deficit
- May 31 2011 — The Deficit: Reality Votes Last
- Dec 28 2010 — Social Justice Gets What They Want - And Don’t Like It
- Nov 16 2010 — A Nobel Prize Winner gets it VERY Wrong
- Sep 21 2010 — It’s the Deficit, Stupid
- Jul 13 2010 — The Cloward-Piven Strategy
- Jun 12 2010 — Truth-Lie: Stimulus and Jobs Saved or Created
- Jun 01 2010 — Truth-Lie: Myth of the Surplus
- Apr 19 2010 — The Increasing Federal Deficit
- Feb 17 2009 — The Beginnings of the Financial Crisis
- Sep 20 2008 — The Real Financial and Political Crisis
Education
- Jul 18 2014 — Don’t Read This if You’re Politically Correct
- Jan 25 2011 — Failure of Public Education
- Oct 05 2010 — Homeschooling vs Public Education
Eternal Security
- Mar 08 2011 — Eternal Security vs Losing Salvation
- May 08 2008 — Is Baptism Required for Salvation?
- May 01 2008 — The Unpardonable Sin
- Jan 01 2008 — Can You Lose Your Salvation?
Ethics
- Mar 02 2025 — Abortion - A Modest Proposal
- May 10 2016 — God and Government
- Aug 31 2012 — Integrity and the Peer-Group Shift
- May 07 2009 — The Future of the United States
- Feb 17 2009 — The Beginnings of the Financial Crisis
- Sep 20 2008 — The Real Financial and Political Crisis
First Amendment
- Nov 16 2022 — Free Speech and Religion
- May 09 2014 — Separation of Church and State — Town of Greece v Galloway
- May 02 2014 — I Miss Free Speech
- May 10 2013 — Freedom OF Religion, not Freedom From
- Jun 27 2011 — Atheists Unhinged
- Apr 07 2011 — Another Misunderstanding of the First Amendment
- Apr 23 2010 — The First Amendment: Separation of Church and State
Fluff
- Nov 13 2023 — Statement of Faith
- May 31 2022 — Fluff
Free Will
- Dec 15 2010 — Calvinism and Arminianism
Handwaving
- Sep 24 2023 — Truth-Lie: Inflation
- Apr 11 2014 — The Fatal Flaw in Deutero-Isaiah
- Jan 03 2011 — Never Underestimate a Person’s Ability to Rationalize
- Jun 27 2009 — What is Doublethink?
- Jun 25 2009 — Evolutionary Data
- Dec 13 2008 — The Deutero-Isaiah Hypothesis
- May 29 2008 — The Beginning of the Universe
- May 22 2008 — Evolution Science
Horses
- Aug 20 2017 — Four
Israel
- Nov 30 2012 — Yes, Virginia, There Really is an Israel
It’s 2:59am
- Oct 28 2021 — The Church in the Pandemic Age
- Jul 06 2015 — RIP America — And Your Action Plan
KJV
- Sep 25 2023 — Which Bible Translation is Best?
- Jan 10 2014 — Bible Translation Silliness
- Dec 06 2013 — Bible Review: KJV Scofield III — Is It The Best?
- Apr 25 2011 — Atheism, Gender-Neutrality, and the King James Bible
- Jun 25 2010 — 1967 Scofield – The Best Bible?
- Mar 30 2008 — Why the KJV is the Best Bible Translation
Liberal Theology
- Jul 06 2015 — RIP America — And Your Action Plan
- Apr 04 2015 — It’s The Cross, Stupid
- Jan 30 2015 — Tares Among the Wheat
- Aug 01 2014 — Christian Atheism
- Jul 18 2014 — Don’t Read This if You’re Politically Correct
- Jun 27 2014 — The Biggest Hoax Ever Fed To The Church
- Jun 15 2012 — Liberal Theology Begins with Denying the Bible
- Jun 08 2012 — The Cult of Liberal Theology
- Mar 20 2010 — Atheism and the Poison of Liberal Theology
Linux
- Oct 18 2008 — Getting the Browser Default Language in PHP
- Jun 13 2008 — Markdown Color Syntax Highlighting in Kate
Logic
- Jan 16 2023 — Logic 101 — Trust the Math
- Nov 16 2022 — Free Speech and Religion
- Apr 07 2022 — Logic 101 — The Scientific Method
- Dec 26 2020 — COVID and the Church — The Road Back
- Nov 28 2020 — COVID and Responsibility — It’s Not Tyranny
- Aug 22 2020 — Mask Madness
- Jul 11 2020 — Covid Crazy
- Mar 14 2014 — The Nature of God — Does God Lie?
- Jun 21 2013 — The Nature of God — Is Hell Immoral?
- Feb 15 2013 — The Great Alinsky Rule 13 Deception
- Jun 29 2012 — 8 Principles for Bible Interpretation
- Sep 23 2011 — Atheists are Funny… Especially When They’re Serious
- Apr 11 2011 — Global Warming and Logic
- Apr 05 2011 — Jesus was a Republican
- Jan 25 2011 — Failure of Public Education
- Jan 03 2011 — Never Underestimate a Person’s Ability to Rationalize
- Jul 27 2010 — Freedom of Religion - Atheism has it Wrong
- Apr 05 2010 — Atheists say the Funniest Things
- Mar 01 2010 — Avoiding Logical Error - Science and Confirmation Bias
- Jan 12 2010 — Atheist Understanding of the Gospel Surpasses Pastor’s
- Nov 12 2009 — Atheist Logic - An Oxymoron
- Oct 27 2009 — Proof for God’s Existence
- Jun 06 2009 — Didactic and Dialectic Thought
- Apr 21 2009 — Tolerance Redefined
- Jan 01 2009 — Lord, Liar or Lunatic?
- Nov 28 2008 — The Confusion of Religion
- Jul 08 2008 — The “Big Tent” Myth
LSB
- May 24 2023 — Bible Review: LSB
Markdown
- Jun 13 2008 — Markdown Color Syntax Highlighting in Kate
Math
- Sep 24 2023 — Truth-Lie: Inflation
- Jan 16 2023 — Logic 101 — Trust the Math
- May 29 2008 — The Beginning of the Universe
- May 22 2008 — Evolution Science
- Apr 09 2008 — The Probability of Evolution
Morality
- Mar 02 2025 — Abortion - A Modest Proposal
- Dec 26 2020 — COVID and the Church — The Road Back
- Aug 22 2020 — Mask Madness
- Jul 11 2020 — Covid Crazy
- May 10 2016 — God and Government
- Mar 14 2014 — The Nature of God — Does God Lie?
- Jun 21 2013 — The Nature of God — Is Hell Immoral?
- Apr 20 2012 — What is Integrity?
- Mar 02 2012 — After Birth Abortion
- Feb 09 2011 — Three Reasons why the US isn’t in Prophecy
- Jan 03 2011 — Never Underestimate a Person’s Ability to Rationalize
- Dec 28 2010 — Social Justice Gets What They Want - And Don’t Like It
- Jun 05 2010 — More on Dawkins and Morality-No absolutes
- May 22 2010 — Bill Maher Show and Intolerant Atheists
- Dec 03 2009 — The Problem of Morality - Where Does It Come From?
- Feb 17 2009 — The Beginnings of the Financial Crisis
- Sep 20 2008 — The Real Financial and Political Crisis
NASB
- Sep 25 2023 — Which Bible Translation is Best?
- May 24 2023 — Bible Review: LSB
- Sep 04 2022 — Will the Real NASB Please Stand Up?
NIV
- Sep 25 2023 — Which Bible Translation is Best?
- Sep 17 2009 — New NIV appears in 2011 - TNIV to be dropped
Pandemic Age
- May 31 2022 — Fluff
- Oct 28 2021 — The Church in the Pandemic Age
Physics
- Oct 04 2014 — How Fast is the Rapture?
- Nov 15 2012 — The Nature of God — Infinite God
- May 24 2012 — Physics and the Bible — Relativity
- May 18 2012 — Physics and the Bible — Quantum Tunneling
- May 04 2012 — Physics and the Bible — Duality of Light
- Apr 28 2010 — The Trinity Part 2
- May 22 2008 — Evolution Science
Politics
- Mar 02 2025 — Abortion - A Modest Proposal
- Sep 24 2023 — Truth-Lie: Inflation
- Nov 16 2022 — Free Speech and Religion
- Dec 26 2020 — COVID and the Church — The Road Back
- Nov 28 2020 — COVID and Responsibility — It’s Not Tyranny
- Aug 22 2020 — Mask Madness
- Jul 11 2020 — Covid Crazy
- Feb 15 2013 — The Great Alinsky Rule 13 Deception
- Dec 07 2012 — Truth-Lie: Social Security as Cause of the Deficit
- Aug 31 2012 — Integrity and the Peer-Group Shift
- Apr 05 2011 — Jesus was a Republican
- Mar 15 2011 — The Coming Church Division
- Jan 25 2011 — Failure of Public Education
- Dec 21 2010 — Another Legal Ruling and the Abused Commerce Clause
- Sep 02 2010 — The Commerce Clause (and its abuse)
- Aug 23 2010 — Is the United States a Christian Nation?
- Aug 02 2010 — Social Justice and the Counterfeit Christian Gospel
- Jun 29 2010 — Christians and Government: Romans 13
- Nov 02 2009 — How Should Christians be Involved in Politics?
- Feb 17 2009 — The Beginnings of the Financial Crisis
- Jan 01 2009 — Combat Faith
Post-Modernism
- Aug 01 2014 — Christian Atheism
- Jun 27 2014 — The Biggest Hoax Ever Fed To The Church
- Mar 22 2013 — Redefining the Bible to Political Ideology
- Sep 21 2012 — The Danger of Drifting
- Jan 27 2012 — Shifting Sands of Post-Modern Philosophy
- Nov 25 2011 — Post-Modern Philosophy and Politics
- Nov 18 2011 — Post-modern Philosophy and the Church
- Sep 16 2011 — The Matrix Guide to Christianity
- Dec 03 2009 — The Problem of Morality - Where Does It Come From?
- Nov 12 2009 — Atheist Logic - An Oxymoron
Prophecy
- Feb 09 2011 — Three Reasons why the US isn’t in Prophecy
Rapture
- Oct 04 2014 — How Fast is the Rapture?
- Mar 08 2008 — Matthew 24 - When does Jesus Return?
Relativity
- May 24 2012 — Physics and the Bible — Relativity
- Dec 15 2010 — Calvinism and Arminianism
- Apr 28 2010 — The Trinity Part 2
- Jan 01 2009 — Frames of Reference
Richard Dawkins
- Jun 05 2010 — More on Dawkins and Morality-No absolutes
- Jan 22 2010 — Atheism and Agnosticism — Question of Beginnings
- Sep 24 2009 — Richard Dawkins Proves God Exists - by Mistake
- Sep 02 2009 — Richard Dawkins Equates Scientific Inquiry with Holocaust Denial
Salvation
- Mar 08 2011 — Eternal Security vs Losing Salvation
- Jul 08 2008 — The “Big Tent” Myth
- May 08 2008 — Is Baptism Required for Salvation?
- May 01 2008 — The Unpardonable Sin
- Jan 01 2008 — Can You Lose Your Salvation?
Scholarship
- Sep 25 2023 — Which Bible Translation is Best?
- Jul 12 2012 — Lookout for that One-Way Street!
- Feb 24 2012 — Disproving the Deutero-Isaiah Hypothesis
- Jan 20 2012 — The Trouble with “Scholarship”
- May 16 2011 — Phony Scholarship - Was the New Testament Forged?
- Mar 28 2011 — The Book of Revelation and Common Sense
- Mar 20 2010 — Atheism and the Poison of Liberal Theology
- Jan 12 2010 — Atheist Understanding of the Gospel Surpasses Pastor’s
- Sep 02 2009 — Richard Dawkins Equates Scientific Inquiry with Holocaust Denial
- Jun 18 2009 — Pseudo-Scholarship even Atheists Dismiss
- May 15 2009 — Pseudo-Scholarship - Why do People Suffer?
- Dec 13 2008 — The Deutero-Isaiah Hypothesis
Science
- Jan 16 2023 — Logic 101 — Trust the Math
- Apr 07 2022 — Logic 101 — The Scientific Method
- Apr 11 2021 — Lessons From a Pandemic
- May 24 2013 — Atheism and Confirmation Bias
- Aug 29 2011 — What You Need to Know About The Free Lunch
- May 06 2010 — Evolution and the Beginnings of the Universe: Case Closed
- Mar 01 2010 — Avoiding Logical Error - Science and Confirmation Bias
- Dec 14 2009 — Are the Six Days of Creation Literal?
- Oct 26 2009 — Oops, We Goofed Again - No Missing Evolutionary Links
- Aug 06 2009 — Useless Organs Really Aren’t
- Jun 25 2009 — Evolutionary Data
- Jun 12 2009 — The Changing Theory of Evolution (or “Oops, we goofed again”)
- Jan 01 2009 — Frames of Reference
- May 29 2008 — The Beginning of the Universe
- May 22 2008 — Evolution Science
- Apr 09 2008 — The Probability of Evolution
- Mar 08 2008 — How Old is the Earth?
scientific method
- Apr 07 2022 — Logic 101 — The Scientific Method
Scofield
- Jun 25 2010 — 1967 Scofield – The Best Bible?
SCOTUS
- Nov 16 2022 — Free Speech and Religion
- May 09 2014 — Separation of Church and State — Town of Greece v Galloway
- Dec 21 2010 — Another Legal Ruling and the Abused Commerce Clause
- Sep 02 2010 — The Commerce Clause (and its abuse)
Series - Atheism and Agnosticism
- Jan 25 2010 — Atheism and Agnosticism — Conclusion
- Jan 24 2010 — Atheism and Agnosticism — Analysis
- Jan 22 2010 — Atheism and Agnosticism — Question of Beginnings
- Jan 20 2010 — Atheism and Agnosticism — The Problem of Information
- Jan 19 2010 — Atheism and Agnosticism — Freethinkers
- Jan 18 2010 — Atheism and Agnosticism — Agnosticism
- Jan 16 2010 — Atheism and Agnosticism — Atheism
- Jan 15 2010 — Atheism and Agnosticism — Definitions
Series - Avoiding the Call
- Jan 18 2013 — Avoiding the Call — Now It’s Personal
- Aug 17 2012 — Avoiding the Call — Jeremiah
- Aug 03 2012 — Avoiding the Call — Jonah
- Jul 27 2012 — Avoiding the Call — Moses
Series - Logic 101
- Jan 16 2023 — Logic 101 — Trust the Math
- Apr 07 2022 — Logic 101 — The Scientific Method
- Jul 25 2010 — Logic 101 — Argument from Authority and Majority
- Apr 25 2010 — Logic 101 — Formal Fallacies
- Apr 18 2010 — Logic 101 — Introduction
Series - Physics and the Bible
- May 24 2012 — Physics and the Bible — Relativity
- May 18 2012 — Physics and the Bible — Quantum Tunneling
- May 04 2012 — Physics and the Bible — Duality of Light
- Apr 27 2012 — Physics and the Bible — Introduction
Series - The Armor of God
- Nov 01 2013 — The Armor of God — Military Organization
- Oct 25 2013 — The Armor of God — Heavy Artillery
- Oct 04 2013 — The Armor of God — Let’s Get Offensive
- Sep 27 2013 — The Armor of God — Protect Your Head
- Sep 13 2013 — The Armor of God — The Last Line of Defense
- Sep 06 2013 — The Armor of God — How are Your Shoes?
- Aug 23 2013 — The Armor of God — Protecting Vital Organs
- Aug 16 2013 — The Armor of God — Holding it Together
- Aug 09 2013 — The Armor of God — Reality of Opposition
Series - The Nature of God
- Mar 14 2014 — The Nature of God — Does God Lie?
- Jun 21 2013 — The Nature of God — Is Hell Immoral?
- Nov 16 2012 — The Nature of God — Three Things God Can’t Do
- Nov 15 2012 — The Nature of God — Infinite God
- Nov 14 2012 — The Nature of God — Did God Create Evil?
- Nov 14 2012 — The Nature of God — Free Will and The Problem of Evil
- Nov 14 2012 — The Nature of God — The Problem of Evil
Sheepdogs
- Jul 12 2013 — Guardians of the Flock: Sheepdogs
- Jul 05 2013 — In The Event Of A Water Landing…
Sin
- Jan 01 2009 — The Sin of Sodom
Social Justice
- Jul 06 2015 — RIP America — And Your Action Plan
- May 09 2011 — The Church and the Common Good
- Apr 05 2011 — Jesus was a Republican
- Aug 02 2010 — Social Justice and the Counterfeit Christian Gospel
Sports
- Jan 01 2009 — Final Exam: The Death of Dale Earnhardt
Statistics
- Apr 09 2008 — The Probability of Evolution
Taekwondo
- Nov 17 2014 — Are You Sure You Should Be Doing That?
- May 23 2014 — Other Than That Mrs. Lincoln, Did You Enjoy The Play?
Tolerance
- May 02 2014 — I Miss Free Speech
- Sep 23 2011 — Atheists are Funny… Especially When They’re Serious
- May 22 2010 — Bill Maher Show and Intolerant Atheists
- Apr 21 2009 — Tolerance Redefined
Trials
- Jan 31 2014 — Captain, We’re Passing Crush Depth!
- Jan 24 2014 — Having a Bad Day?
- Jun 28 2013 — The Hall of Faith
- Mar 01 2013 — The Difference Between Knowledge and Belief
- Dec 28 2012 — Nuts!
- Oct 26 2012 — A Question of Faith
- Aug 28 2009 — That’s Not What I Meant!
- Aug 12 2009 — Who’s in Your Boat?
- May 15 2009 — Pseudo-Scholarship - Why do People Suffer?
Tribulation
- Mar 08 2008 — Matthew 24 - When does Jesus Return?
Trinity
- Apr 28 2010 — The Trinity Part 2
- Apr 13 2010 — The Trinity Part 1
Truth-Lies
- Sep 24 2023 — Truth-Lie: Inflation
- Dec 07 2012 — Truth-Lie: Social Security as Cause of the Deficit
- Jun 12 2010 — Truth-Lie: Stimulus and Jobs Saved or Created
- Jun 01 2010 — Truth-Lie: Myth of the Surplus
Value Relativism
- Jun 22 2012 — The Treachery of Trendy
Wile E. Coyote
- Jan 24 2014 — Having a Bad Day?
- Aug 09 2013 — The Armor of God — Reality of Opposition
- Jan 25 2013 — Wile E. Coyote’s Guide to Offense